Vines & Vittles

with John Brown

  • Why “ethereal” is out, “orgasmic” is in

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    As much as I try not to, I sometimes slip into ‘winespeak’ in describing the hues, smells and tastes of a wine that — when the adjectives are stripped away — is either good, OK, or unpleasant. People often ask me why wine writers feel compelled to go to such great lengths and use such “flowery” terms to describe the sensory aspects of wine. My short answer is that wine has such multi-dimensional qualities that it is limiting and not very helpful to use basic terms to describe it. (And besides, most wine writers get paid by the word).

    This all came to mind the other day as I was trying to describe the attributes of a particularly good red wine (from the state of Apulia in Italy) known as Salice Salentino. The stuff was so pleasing to me that I was having difficulty describing it without becoming overly exuberant. However, I think there is a difference between using what I will call traditional language to describe wine versus using non-traditional terms. For example, if I describe a riesling as having ripe apple flavors, you will immediately use your own memory of the taste, smell and texture of ripe apples to understand how the wine might actually taste. (more…)

  • WineBoy7: Some air with that wine of yours?

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    Show 7 of WineBoy, the informative, off-the-wall wine appreciation show of The Charleston Gazette is now online, featuring new show sponsor Blues BBQ Restaurant, right across from the Clay Center. Host John Brown takes on the question of the day: Why is it a good thing to air our your red wine?

  • ROUNDUP: Mucho Cash for Jefferson’s (maybe) Stash

    Is it Real or is it Really Vito’s Thunder Mountain Chablis?

    jefferson.jpgNew Yorker Magazine’s Patrick Radden Keefe in his “Reporter at Large” column recently explored the rarified world of collecting ancient bottles of wine (read article here). Specifically, Radden focused on bottles purchased at auction by multi-millionaire Bill Koch which were purported to be from Thomas Jefferson’s private collection and dated from the late 1700s. The column reads like a mystery novel and attempts to shed some light on the murky and imprecise science of verifying the true age of older wines, some of which are purchased at auction for hundreds of thousands of dollars. In this particular case, Mr. Koch goes to great lengths to prove (or disprove) the age of the wines he supposedly purchased from Jefferson’s stash. (more…)

  • WineBoy6: ‘Getting the Dish on Bridge Road Bistro’

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    In episode 6 of “WineBoy,” host John Brown heads ups to Robert Wong’s Bridge Road Bistro for a tasty pairing of wine and food. Executive chef Paco Aceves shares with Brown a chicken penne pasta dish from the Bistro’s recently revised menu. Brown pairs it with a French red wine from a new wine list by general manager Amy Sue Gates. You’ll be hungry before it’s all over. And wait for those credits to roll…

  • Barbecue Defined a la Wineboy

    In my hedonist’s mind, almost everything has a relationship to food and wine. In the summertime, my thoughts turn to cool refreshing white wines such as Sauvignon Blanc, Prosecco and Pinot Grigio, or spicy reds like Zinfandel, Syrah or Pinot Noir.

    As far as food is concerned, to yours truly summertime means grilled foods or barbecue. Barbecue, though, means different things to different people. For some, it’s a verb as in: “I’m going to barbecue some hamburgers.” For others, barbecue is a noun and refers to a type of cooked pork or beef rib meat that is immersed in various sauces, chopped and served on a bun. Since I love to grill out, barbecue means a style of cooking to me. You’ll find just about every kind of food on my grill, including (but not limited to) pork, chicken, beef, lamb, fish, vegetables and sometimes even fruit. (more…)

  • WineBoy 5: The last and best of ‘The Five ‘S’ Words of Wine’

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    “WineBoy” episode 5 is now online– click to watch. Host John Brown wraps up his introductory series, “The Five ‘S’ Words of Wine” with one that counts the most: ‘Swallow.’ The four-minute web show’s setting includes John Crihfield’s food stall at the Capitol Market, a wine recommendation from Down Under where they name their wines funny, as well as John Brown’s signature off-the-basement-wall antics.

    Watch for a new ‘WineBoy’ each Thursday morning online at thegazz.com (peek in Wednesday afternoon and it’s likely to already be online). The next one — online Sept. 4 — features a Bridge Road Bistro wine and food pairing. Executive chef Paco Aceves shows off a new dish from the recently revised menu at owner Robert Wong’s restaurant, paired with a white wine from a fresh new wine list by general manager Amy Sue Gates. You’ll be both thirsty and hungry after viewing.